Domestic Goddess in training married to a Superhero. Unless it involves cake, wine, horror movies, tea or books I'm not interested.

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(Source: dramaticleaves, via ajwishingforbaby)

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phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

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radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

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foxmouth:

Places of Solitude, 2013 | by Laura Tidwell
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diamants-bruts:

basic snack

I swear all I’ve done today is eat,

diamants-bruts:

basic snack

I swear all I’ve done today is eat,

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